Sunday, December 9, 2007

Georgia Reinvigorates My Gag Reflex

Oh, man, Georgia has done it again. I'm telling you, there is no need to ever travel to this cesspool.

First, it was the first integrated prom this past spring. Parents may have feared interracial sex at that event, but now they have something greater to fear: their third-grade sons gang-raping the local middle-school hottie.

As homage to the great gods of journalism, I first implore you to read the original article.

Then, feel free to view this twisted event as I do:



And, as part of my continued efforts to keep you safe, here is another informational reference handout:



Keep yourselves, and your daughters, safe - stay out of Georgia.