Here's what I've been reduced to, every night:
5:45 pm - Arrive home from work, let dog into yard to pee. Drink an entire beer. Change clothes.
6:00 pm - Pour another beer into awesome Nalgene flask the girlfriend bought me and take the dog for a walk.
7:00 pm - Realize there's no more beer on person, walk home.
7:15 pm - Open more beer, feed dog.
7:30 pm to 9:00ish - Continue drinking beer while simultaneoulsy fending off the dog's constant neediness. Maybe play with dog while drinking more beer.
9:00 pm - Realize I had plans to accomplish X, Y, Z simple tasks this evening. Realize I'm too bored and booze-tired to bother. Eat leftovers.
10:00 pm - Play with dog more - she won't allow otherwise. Shower.
10:45 pm - Climb into bed thinking I'm going to read multiple chapters of this novel and finally relax.
10:52 pm - Tumble into another night of fitful, restless sleep.
Ugh.
