Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sucks To Be This Guy

Thanks to Bill McG for filling in on the news searching while I got lost in the whirlpool hell of work in the past few weeks. Otherwise, I may have missed the most recent ninja story.

Now, serioulsy, how long is it going to take you people to realize I am speaking truth? Ninjas are everywhere. And in this economy, they're out of work. In such rough times, they get a little rusty. While out exercizing their aweseome set of lethal and stealthy skills, mistakes get made, and a few of them end up impaled on fences:





When will the secret mega-conglomorates of evil abandon their tiny lazer-shooting robots and save those who are most in need? They're out of work! Technology cannot replace the perfection of the most effective henchman armies in history (except in the 80's, where whole mobs of our ninja friends were decimated in oh so many crappy films). Take the ninjas back, evil empires! Save your stealthy friends before it's too late!


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