I Don't Want to Hear It

Yeah, it's looking like Penn State may suck up the field a bit this season...by Penn State's standards. In reality, it'll likely be a fairly unventful--but winning--season. These things ebb and flow, you know. No team is amazing every single season.



So shut your face that it's Joe Paterno's fault. Don't give me any of your "he's old and he's lost his touch" bullshit. Joe hasn't lost it; his team is just having a rebuilding year. He was brave enough to make a freshman his quarterback, and don't think he didn't know there would be struggles for it. But Joe's smarter than you. This is all part of a larger plan to keep an amazing program successful and respected in the long run, as it has been for decades thanks to this guy.

In case you missed it, let me repeat: Joe Paterno hasn't lost his edge. Quit talking shit just because he's old. Because, you know who else is old? Yoda.



Did you see that? That's a perfect representation of the skills remaining in JoePa's head.