"Ooh," you say "Seven Wicked Demons is way super sexy new and sleek. It even smells like a new Lexus!" (Don't get me started on how complicated that html is.) I know, I've done an amazing job making three clicks to give the ol' blog a new look. Thanks Google/Blogger! I'm totally gonna change this again later, now that it has more options.
But really, you didn't come here for the look. Or the Lexus smell. You came for Ninjas, nightmares, and nuts I meet on the street. Well, I try not to disappoint. A few new posts below. Enjoy!
Monday, June 28, 2010
Yeah, I'm Warped
A friend pointed out to me today that I once drunkenly admitted to her that when I was a kid, I was attracted to Gozer the Gozarian in the movie Ghostbusters.
Yup, her:
I can't decide whether to be embarassed at this revelation of a deeply harbored secret. I mean, she's fucking weird looking. Even disregarding the 80's ridiculousness, does this show I'm into super pale chicks with short hair and crazy nails?
OK, there was that phase where I was into goth girls, but still...
I think I was attracted to Gozer because of a couple of things:
1. She was likely one of the first women in skintight clothing I'd ever paid any attention to.
2. She was an animal lover (check out those dogs - they must have taken ages to train!).
3. She was way powerful - powerful women are hot by definition.
So, you know what? I'm not ashamed. Gozer's hot. If she asked me if I'm a God, I'd say, "Slip out of that unitard covered in bubbles and give me the chance to convince you, Baby."
Yup, her:
I can't decide whether to be embarassed at this revelation of a deeply harbored secret. I mean, she's fucking weird looking. Even disregarding the 80's ridiculousness, does this show I'm into super pale chicks with short hair and crazy nails?
OK, there was that phase where I was into goth girls, but still...
I think I was attracted to Gozer because of a couple of things:
1. She was likely one of the first women in skintight clothing I'd ever paid any attention to.
2. She was an animal lover (check out those dogs - they must have taken ages to train!).
3. She was way powerful - powerful women are hot by definition.
So, you know what? I'm not ashamed. Gozer's hot. If she asked me if I'm a God, I'd say, "Slip out of that unitard covered in bubbles and give me the chance to convince you, Baby."
I Don't Even Know How To Title Ninja Posts Anymore
Oh, man. They're everywhere- sad, despondent ninjas. Even Down Under:
Monday, May 3, 2010
The Taste Police
Holy crap, get this. My work computer of course has screening software on it, making sure I don't surf the net for mail-order AK-47's or troll for kiddie porn. I get that.
But, I was recently emailed a link to a weird little video. It's in flash on its own site, but for the sake of embedding, here it is on YouTube:
Bizarre, right? Even a little creepy. Nonetheless, I was shocked when I couldn't get to its web page, because apparantly someone thinks it warrants this message:
I mean, five years in my office and I'm the only person I know who has hit the "Tasteless" bullseye on the web filter. It has, sex, porn, and all the regular categories of no-nos, so don't think this is a broad catchall.
What scares me is the idea that there really is some thought police jagoff out there deciding this stupid video is too...whatever other word beside "tasteless" would fit (I can't think of one)...for me to watch at work for a minute and twenty seconds. This, while I could run an entire eBay business from my desk. Ridiculous.
But, I was recently emailed a link to a weird little video. It's in flash on its own site, but for the sake of embedding, here it is on YouTube:
Bizarre, right? Even a little creepy. Nonetheless, I was shocked when I couldn't get to its web page, because apparantly someone thinks it warrants this message:
I mean, five years in my office and I'm the only person I know who has hit the "Tasteless" bullseye on the web filter. It has, sex, porn, and all the regular categories of no-nos, so don't think this is a broad catchall.
What scares me is the idea that there really is some thought police jagoff out there deciding this stupid video is too...whatever other word beside "tasteless" would fit (I can't think of one)...for me to watch at work for a minute and twenty seconds. This, while I could run an entire eBay business from my desk. Ridiculous.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)